Top 10 Reasons to be a part of The Lutheran Center
- Rebelling against Satanist parents.
- Get more friends on Facebook and My Space.
- Thinking allowed! (Jesus died to take away our sins not our minds)
- Grow on the Tree of Life (the glory of God is a fully alive human being)
- Positive peer pressure (guaranteed higher GPA…guaranteed)
- Xtreme Bible study (cross between The Daily Show and Napoleon Dynamite)
- Martin Luther said, “Sin boldly; but love and serve Jesus even more boldly.”
- Have a good time AND still remember the next day
- Time-out for God balances a social and academic life
- EVERYONE IS SOMEONE AND JESUS IS LORD!
And the #1 Reason to be at TLC is...
Top 10 Reasons to be an Episcopalian
- No snake handling.
- You can believe in dinosaurs.
- Male and female God created them; male and female we ordain them.
- You don't have to check your brains at the door.
- Pew aerobics.
- Church year is color-coded.
- Free wine on Sunday.
- All of the pageantry-none of the guilt.
- You don't have to know how to swim to get baptized.
- No matter what you believe, there's bound to be at least one other Episcopalian who agrees with you.
And the #1 Reason for being an Episcopalian is...